Random Thoughts

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

dapperstiel:

This is something only I would find funny, but I made it anyway.

dapperstiel:

This is something only I would find funny, but I made it anyway.

GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST

smokeywithposey:

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

#we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien)

shark-meppard:

guys i’m laughing so hard

look at htis fukcin screencap

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he looks like fuckin grumpy cat.

i’m gnona die

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doctorsherlock0507:

this needs no caption

doctorsherlock0507:

this needs no caption

dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas

dmitricockles:

my mom just said to me that my love for misha is just a little celebrity crush that will go away eventually

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whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”